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From SF Gate:

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?m=/c/pictures/2004/12/09/mn_kuwait10c17.jpg&f=/news/a/2004/12/08/international0356EST0439.DTL

Wait a minute, I know there's money!

----- Original Message -----

From: mike

To:

Sent: Tuesday, November 30, 2004 8:11 PM

Subject: Tiger Woods at Dubai...only 7 star hotel in world

Your practice facility is better than this! Right?

Tiger Woods has everything going for him, including the best place in the world to pratice his tee shots..

Pictures of Tiger Woods practicing off the heli-deck of the Burj Al Arab hotel in Dubai, UAE. Taken when Tiger was in Dubai for the Desert Classic, March 2, 2004. $1 million appearance fee, and he gets to hit shag balls from the tallest hotel in the world. Yes, Tiger is paid $1 million each year just to play in the Dubai Desert Classic, regardless of how he plays. But hitting golf balls off the top of this "hotel" is really neat. Bet you've never seen golf balls hit like this, or a hotel like this.

For more information on this fascinating vacation paradise, click here.

You might ask, "But Travel Director, how the hell am I going to get to Dubai?" Don't worry, little bunny, free enterprise has joined forces with a department of the United States government to get you closer to your dream vacation:

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It's good to know that there's an active recruitment campaign going on. This dispels the ugly stories about a possible draft, forwarded by disgruntled gay-agenda-Hollywood-baby-killer-Satan's-helpers liberals:

----- Original Message -----

From: Jerome, sfangels.com web intern and entrepreneur in Operation Shanghai joint venture with Department of Homeland Security

To: sfangels, and all young peoples aged 17- 45, including wealthy 'publicans

Sent: Tuesday, November 16, 2004 6:45 AM

Subject: Required Email- U.S. Defense Act of 2001 (Patriot Act- Title XI, Sec. 1001)

Required Email- Department of Homeland Security,

Office of Domestic Communications, Electronic Notification Section,

comprehensive domestic subscription list:

Pursuant to Directive #13334-P of the President of the United States,

in accordance with Emergency Declaration #43978-04 this morning,

consistent with Title XI, Sec. 1001 of the U.S. Patriot Act of 2001,

all persons in receipt of this email are required to complete the form on the following

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Penalties of law for failure to follow the instructions therein will be strictly enforced,

in accordance with the domestic surveillance provisions of the Patriot Act.

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----- Original Message -----

From: Carol H.

Sent: Monday, January 17, 2005 12:36 PM

Subject: Best Dear John Ever

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is simply too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it 's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:

Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the fuck you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky